Wednesday, April 11, 2007

The Jackass with the inability to use the telephone correctly... PART 2

So I'm clearly a fool! Remember the jackass who didn't know how to use the phone properly? Well he resurfaced... and I replied! Long and the short of it is as follows:

Wednesday last week he had dinner with some of my friends and for what ever reason decided to start the texting war again, bombarding me with texts till my inbox was full! I was rather intoxicated so I replied! Silly girl! He asked me to join him on Saturday at a friends birthday.. I said no chance!

anyway the next day the barrage of texts continued, some of which included the words "I wont take no for an answer, what will it take to convince you to join me?" Anyway eventually I caved... simply because I still think that in the past I have made some awful mistakes so now where I would usually say no I say yes, (its not like it can be much worse than it has been before!!!)

After some very confusing texts and arrangements, my friend and I met him and his friend for a drink before going to his friends birthday shindig... Double date... Such fun! What a nightmare!!! An initial drinks date is awkward enough without throwing friends in for a laugh. However as it turns out that wasn't the most awkward part... no the most awkward part would be the part where he approached my best friend and asked for her phone number!

Yes, you read that correctly.. he approached my best friend whilst on a date with me and asked her for her number! After telling me how fantastic he thought I was! I just cant win! Either u are in or you are out... I dismissed u last time for your bad behaviour... then out of the goodness of my heart I let u back in for a second innings.... and now I'm banning you from playing ever again!

So now i really am at a loss... i cant trust my instincts... But I cant go against them either... could some one please enlighten me as to what the hell I'm supposed to do now!

Thanks

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The ex is back!

Ex boyfriend working as a barman at my favorite dancing spot... Awful!!

Ex boyfriend working as a barman at my favorite dancing spot pouring me free drinks all night... Pretty ok!

Ex boyfriend working as a barman at my favorite dancing spot, pouring me free drinks all night, While I'm kissing a hot boy on the dance floor...

Aaahhh yes... i think they call that justice!

Tick Tock...

I went out the other night... ok no to be honest I was set up the other night by some very good friends...

Being set up is never fun. Its awkward, its uncomfortable and it generally leads to feelings of embarrassment! Which in turn leads to drinking, which helps the awkwardness but not the lingering feelings of embarrassment!

So anyway I was set up: and I drank a lot and then danced a lot and then had several arguments with the young man I was being set up with! Now being set up is not be the story I retell here.. no the comments the silly boy i was set up with are the story here... and they make the whole disastrous evening freaking hilarious!!!!

Argument one would have been the part where he couldn't remember my name..

but argument two was the real clincher.. u know the one which ensures there will be no argument 3...

Argument 2 went something like this:
boy: "all girls over 25 want, is to have babies!"
me: " I'm sorry are you being serious?"
boy: "yes! Its a fact. all girls over 25 just want to have babies. Its all you think about."

A bout of stunned silence followed from me while I tried to figure this one out. Eventually I responded: "Are you being serious?"

boy: " Yes totally, all my ex girl friend wanted was to have my babies!!"

By now I was well and truly stunned... I started to argue and informed him that he was mistaken and that I certainly did not want babies now... not for a while in fact...

He then turned to me and uttered the following words: "Oh come on, you cant deny that you biological clock is ticking.."

Yip some boy I hardly know firstly commented on my biological clock and then on how it must be ticking...

I mean honestly... Am i going mad? Am i missing something? Am I supposed to be wanting to have some ones babies... because I'm 26... did I miss another memo? I'm sorry, but i don't want to have your babies... or any ones for that matter (however if Angelina keeps adopting and brad wants more of his own, I might reconsider to help him out... BUT ONLY THEN, no one else will convince me that babies are a good idea at the moment!)

Men, UGH!!!!