Apolpgies for the long silence

But all that really means is that I now have some truly amazing stories to tell, so go make yourself some tea (or get yourself something alcoholic to drink) and prepare to feel really really sorry for me!

so I'm not sure where to start but perhaps I should start by introducing some new characters, I can always come back to the recurring idiots who haunt my dreams...

So Meet the traveling salesman (here after to be referred to as TS) He is a friend of a friend and is in town on some business (not entirely sure what but none the less) And my friend invites us all out to meet him. From the moment we meet we are inseparable. Eventually all our friends leave and just the two of us remain and we are dancing up a storm!

Now its a beautiful autumn evening in cape town so when he suggests that we leave and go do something ridiculous the first thing that comes to my mind is night swimming on llundudno beach what else is there to do? So off we go and literally it was the most fun I have had in ages. And after swimming in the freezing cold ocean (and dancing on the beach in the moonlight I must add) we head back to his hotel which is closer than my house.

Now details are not important but we had fun. and the next morning when we were awakened by the cleaning services he took me home again. Full of the joys of spring.

Anyway needless to say I didn't hear from him again (which really is par for the course) But a few days later i was having drinks with the mutual friend and she asked me what time i got home etc so i filled her in on a few of the details... and she went very quiet and kinda pale..

Turns out the FUCKER has a girlfriend back in JHB which he clearly forgot to mention to me like all night! To make matters worse they are planning on getting married, this how ever did no come up in conversation.

But now the dumb ass is on facebook and we are friends... You know how it asks how you know each other? I'm thinking of saying, we hooked up and it was fantastic! Despite the fact he failed to mention to me that he had a girlfriend...

i think that would be fair game. The poor girl deserves to know what type of ass she is planning on spending the rest of her life with!