So its taken me a while to write about this guy, he's a real gem. The worst part... I did not see it coming. The jackass with the terrible phone manners yes... ex boyfriend turning out to be a dick I actually did see that coming... but this guy... blind sided me.
Well to be honest I suppose if I had been looking properly I would have noticed that he was potentially dangerous, he did have a girlfriend when we met!
However, how completely vile he was only became evident at a later stage. Now details are not important, but this guy is beautiful. Truly truly beautiful! In my opinion. And I got played! He was so charming, so loving, said the most amazing things... and then I didn't hear from him again... until the other night, when while he was trying his luck with me (AGAIN!!!) the dumb ass was feeling up some of my friends. I mean honestly who does that?
Well clearly he does, but girls we got bigger problems... What this means is that boys are stepping things up a bit.. now not only do we have to look out for the ridiculous jock, the rich jerk, the the idiots who don't know how to use telephones properly, the psychos who lie to get what they want... But now we have to be careful about the boys we have dreamed about our whole lives. When I was in junior school, me and my friends wrote list detailing our perfect boys... This particular boy matched my description almost perfectly. And he turned out to be a complete Asshole! Now what? Who do we trust now? What does it say about the state of this nations male population that we can no longer rely on even our instincts...
I'm thinking immigration! Whose with me?
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